I just looked away for a moment!

How did this:

	"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."
—United States Constitution, Preamble

Become this:

"We the Greedy Corporations of the United States, in Order to form a more

 perfect money machine, further injustice, insure domestic unrest, and provide for the defense

 of whats ours, compromise the general Welfare, and secure the resources of the land 

for ourselves and our investors, do corrupt 

and commandeer this Constitution of the United States of America." 

If we want it back we at least have to ask.  Maybe even loudly and more than once.